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Arkisto › Maaliskuu 2004 › 25. päivä
Löysin HTML Dogista web-suunnitteluhuumoria (StandBlogin kautta). Huolestuttavinta tässä on se, että ymmärsin kaikki.
Q: Why did the xhtml actress turn down an Oscar?
A: Because she refused to be involved in the presentation.
Q: Why was the font tag an orphan?
A: Because it didn't have a font-family.
Q: Why do css designers have too many children?
A: Because they employ lots of child selectors.
Q: Why was IE 5's 3-metre wide cell in the insane asylum smaller than IE 6's 3-metre wide cell?
A: Because the width of the cell included the padding.
Q: Why was the xhtml bird an invalid?
A: Because it wasn't nested properly.
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