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Arkisto Maaliskuu 2004 25. päivä

Web-suunnitteluhuumoria

Huumori, torstaina 25.3.2004,

Löysin HTML Dogista web-suunnitteluhuumoria (StandBlogin kautta). Huolestuttavinta tässä on se, että ymmärsin kaikki.

Q: Why did the xhtml actress turn down an Oscar?
A: Because she refused to be involved in the presentation.

Q: Why was the font tag an orphan?
A: Because it didn't have a font-family.

Q: Why do css designers have too many children?
A: Because they employ lots of child selectors.

Q: Why was IE 5's 3-metre wide cell in the insane asylum smaller than IE 6's 3-metre wide cell?
A: Because the width of the cell included the padding.

Q: Why was the xhtml bird an invalid?
A: Because it wasn't nested properly.

Arkisto

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